For Benny "Soft Tacos" and Mal-Nourished, the quest for love was not easy. It took 30 days and 64 meals of only Chipotle food to prove that we could love. But finally, after completing the 30-day Chipotle Challenge, we feel confident that we are capable of monogamy and that it is now time to move on to post break up life.
So despite the deep emotional scars, we are putting away our Chunky Monkey spoons and bouncing back by systematically starting a whole slew of new projects at – Kind of Genius.
Category Archives: The Chipotle Challenge
Terrible news guys… I am sitting at work and my lunch (tacos stuffed with carnitas, fajita veggies, salsas, lettuce, and sour cream) is sitting in the fridge… at HOME, so I won’t be eating until later today (there is nothing … Continue reading
After a hard weekend in the love department, Chipotle and I bounced back with a magical Monday. 3 Tacos and a Burrito bowl later we were singing in the rain and both dancing the hora. However, yesterday I noticed something … Continue reading
One weekend =’d 4 burritos, 3 bags of tortilla chips, 3 tacos (not necessarily in this order). Mal’s (my) quest for love got a bit spicier over the weekend. I experienced my first below average Chipotle dining experience, which came … Continue reading
So as it turns out the weekend is a lot harder to handle on the Chipotle diet than the week days. For starters there is one more meal per day to be had which your stomach is quite aware of … Continue reading
In our first fight of this relationship, I inhaled a mammoth burrito bowl with all the toppings, sour cream and guacamole as well as a side of guac and chips. This did not sit well with me, my stomach, my … Continue reading
I have now eaten 5 straight Chipotle meals over the course of 2 and a half days, taking a total of 4 shits. And it has only just occurred to me for the first time after dropping the Lopez’s off … Continue reading
So I had an engagement last night around 8 and I didn’t finish my prior commitment until 7:30 or so, which left me 30 minutes to go home, eat and get to the 2nd appointment on the other side of … Continue reading
Day Two in the books – Here are a few things I’m learning so far: next day Chipotle is almost as good as fresh Chipotle, eating two meals a day is rough, even when those meals are heartier than cardiomegaly, … Continue reading