For Benny "Soft Tacos" and Mal-Nourished, the quest for love was not easy. It took 30 days and 64 meals of only Chipotle food to prove that we could love. But finally, after completing the 30-day Chipotle Challenge, we feel confident that we are capable of monogamy and that it is now time to move on to post break up life.
So despite the deep emotional scars, we are putting away our Chunky Monkey spoons and bouncing back by systematically starting a whole slew of new projects at – Kind of Genius.
Category Archives: The Chipotle Challenge
… Just another day in the life of Mal-nourished. The getting is good, but I like to keep the frequency low. Brendita (the cashier at one of my more regular Chipotle venues) has started to get real frisky with me … Continue reading
Last night while watching a Swamp People marathon (that show is absolutely amazing – History Channel, I take it back, you aren’t just for WW Veterans) Chipotle and I celebrated our 30th-Meal Anniversary. It was a big moment for us that … Continue reading
Over the weekend, Chipotle and I decided that we were feeling pretty comfortable with each other and that we both felt that we could take it to the next level. In taking it to a whole new playing field, I went to … Continue reading
You know in the movie Lady and the Tramp when ‘Lady’ has one end of the spaghetti string and the ‘Tramp’ has the other end and they end up kissing when they both slurp the spaghetti. Well this isn’t like … Continue reading
Firstly, I would like everyone to notice the post title and how punny it is, because a burrito is essentially a wrap and the word, wrap, is in the post title. Side note: Do you know the feeling when you are getting … Continue reading
A ‘C’ with a circle around it – © – used to mean “copyright”, “do not use my shit”, “this is mine, not yours”. But now, c with a circle around it means so much more. In the language of … Continue reading
Yesterday I was beginning to genuinely feel like my namesake, mal-nourished, due to my lack of better judgement (see post feelings), but today I’m feeling more like my nameSTEAK. That’s right, today at work I broke up my sexting and … Continue reading
Last night I broke the streak!…. No, not of eating Chipotle and losing my chance at love, not even close, the streak of eating tacos. I changed it up and got da bowl. I was a lover hungry for all … Continue reading
Did you know that Taco is spanish for ‘Amazing Lover’? Well it’s not, so if you did, you were lying. Even despite that knowledge, to start off week two, I hammered down another serving of chicken tacos (the soft kind, … Continue reading