Category Archives: The Chipotle Challenge

False Accusations & Make Up Chips

Much like Mal-nourished, going into the home stretch, Chipotle and I have hit a mini-wall. Maybe it was the thought of even being compared to Qdoba or maybe it is just that we know each other too well. Whatever it … Continue reading

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Sizing Up Your Options

There comes a time in every relationship, no matter how good it is going, that you start to take a look around to see what else is out there.  This is a very specific type of wandering eye, one that sizes up … Continue reading

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Day Whatever, Meal Who Cares Anymore

I’m at the point in my relationship with Chipotle where I am starting to get comfortable.  Too comfortable.  Here’s an example:  On Sunday night, I expected Chipotle to have a packed lunch all ready for me to go on Monday morning, … Continue reading

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Probable 2011 Percentages

“So Mal-nourished and I are walking out of Chipotle and he turns to me and tells me that we’ve just hit seventy-five-thousand calories on our March to Love and he wants to celebrate. An hour later, I’m in a dimly … Continue reading

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A Quesadilla By Any Other Name

Much to the surprise of both Mal-nourished and I, as we were visiting the 14th street Chipotle around 11:15am on Saturday morning, we witnessed a rather large individual in line in front of us throw a curveball not yet seen, … Continue reading

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Whose 2 Blame 4 The Recent Taco Spills

For anyone who has eaten a Chipotle Taco – and you are a nobody until you have – you know the standard drill. You go about eating each scrum-dititly-umious taco one mini-burrito at a time.  As you go through this … Continue reading

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Is it Love or is it Lust?

Not all of us are in search of love for the first time. Others have experienced it and have found that they are only interested in Lust. This is the case for our good friend Nate “No Cream” (he doesn’t … Continue reading

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Lighten the Mood

I feel as though my posts have been getting heavy, so I’m going to make this one a bit lighter.  Coincidentally (cue transparent segue), I have been losing weight like someone on a really strict weight loss regimen since committing … Continue reading

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Half Way Home

“Love Takes a Lifetime to Build” – A saying that I know extremely well, not just because the last 15 days have felt like a half a lifetime but also because I just made it up right now on the … Continue reading

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Two is Always Better Than One

Over the years there has been a long line of double fisters and fisting techniques. This millennium old pastime has spanned countless events and industries from Tailgates to other “tail” related actives but has only now, within the last 24 hours, creeped into mainstream … Continue reading

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