Our Story
For Benny "Soft Tacos" and Mal-Nourished, the quest for love was not easy. It took 30 days and 64 meals of only Chipotle food to prove that we could love. But finally, after completing the 30-day Chipotle Challenge, we feel confident that we are capable of monogamy and that it is now time to move on to post break up life.
So despite the deep emotional scars, we are putting away our Chunky Monkey spoons and bouncing back by systematically starting a whole slew of new projects at – Kind of Genius.
Category Archives: The Chipotle Challenge
Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow…
… or something like that. Last night around 9:44pm eastern standard time, I ate my last Chipotle meal of this 30 day adventure thus proving that I could love. I threw my arms up in exhilaration (as seen above). Then … Continue reading
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So… I guess this is goodbye?
I guess falling in love costs about $600/month (at least that’s what my bank statement just told me). I also guess falling in love costs about 8 lbs worth of stress/month or 8lbs-w-o-s/m. See ‘mr. cool’ to the left. So … Continue reading
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Observations by the Numbers
I am not one to use “Potty” humor. Well actually I am the one to use potty humor. Saying the word ‘diarrhea’ still gives me a little bit of chuckle and I couldn’t not think “cha cha cha” after hearing … Continue reading
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A Chipotle-Only Cooking Show
A life where you are confined to only one, Chipotle, can get a little dull sometimes and much like jail where this monotony runs wild, you tend to find pretty creative ways to break it up. Mal-Nourished and I certainly have gotten … Continue reading
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10 Things I Ate About You
Chicken Burrito Steak Barrato Carnitas Berrido Barbacoa B’rito Stank Tacos Chx Tacs Ch Quesadilla Chick Burrito Bowl Barb Bo Bowl Stk Brato Bwl Sorry – I simply can’t resist referencing movies with the chick from Alex Mack.
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Second to Last Check-In
This is the second to last check-in – the last before the final bell rings. And not much has changed (physically) since my last one about a week ago. I am still 9 lbs down from the first weigh in … Continue reading
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Spending Some QT with Chipotle
I don’t think I am going out on a limb when I say that Sunday is a day best reserved for rest and relaxation. A day that should be spent nursing hangovers and spending time with those that you really … Continue reading
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I’m Going Crazy!
I haven’t gotten a moment to post recently, Chipotle has been stealing all of my free time with her inanities (waiting on a two-hour line to go to the Harry Potter exhibit in Times Square followed by actually going to the Harry Potter … Continue reading
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Put Those Chips Where They Belong
…. in the refrigerator? Through my relationship with Chipotle I have learned an awful lot of useful things. I have learned how to handle accusations from a lover (with flatulence), how to spice things up in the bedroom, and I even … Continue reading
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Staying Lean for My Sig Other
Yesterday, for the first time, I started to think about the specifics of my nutritional intake for the last 22 days. All the while, I have been weighing myself once a week to see if I am putting on any … Continue reading
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