For Benny "Soft Tacos" and Mal-Nourished, the quest for love was not easy. It took 30 days and 64 meals of only Chipotle food to prove that we could love. But finally, after completing the 30-day Chipotle Challenge, we feel confident that we are capable of monogamy and that it is now time to move on to post break up life.
So despite the deep emotional scars, we are putting away our Chunky Monkey spoons and bouncing back by systematically starting a whole slew of new projects at – Kind of Genius.
Category Archives: Meals
… or something like that. Last night around 9:44pm eastern standard time, I ate my last Chipotle meal of this 30 day adventure thus proving that I could love. I threw my arms up in exhilaration (as seen above). Then … Continue reading
A life where you are confined to only one, Chipotle, can get a little dull sometimes and much like jail where this monotony runs wild, you tend to find pretty creative ways to break it up. Mal-Nourished and I certainly have gotten … Continue reading
I don’t think I am going out on a limb when I say that Sunday is a day best reserved for rest and relaxation. A day that should be spent nursing hangovers and spending time with those that you really … Continue reading
Over the weekend, Chipotle and I decided that we were feeling pretty comfortable with each other and that we both felt that we could take it to the next level. In taking it to a whole new playing field, I went to … Continue reading
A ‘C’ with a circle around it – © – used to mean “copyright”, “do not use my shit”, “this is mine, not yours”. But now, c with a circle around it means so much more. In the language of … Continue reading
Yesterday I was beginning to genuinely feel like my namesake, mal-nourished, due to my lack of better judgement (see post feelings), but today I’m feeling more like my nameSTEAK. That’s right, today at work I broke up my sexting and … Continue reading
Last night I broke the streak!…. No, not of eating Chipotle and losing my chance at love, not even close, the streak of eating tacos. I changed it up and got da bowl. I was a lover hungry for all … Continue reading
After a hard weekend in the love department, Chipotle and I bounced back with a magical Monday. 3 Tacos and a Burrito bowl later we were singing in the rain and both dancing the hora. However, yesterday I noticed something … Continue reading
So as it turns out the weekend is a lot harder to handle on the Chipotle diet than the week days. For starters there is one more meal per day to be had which your stomach is quite aware of … Continue reading