Category Archives: Love

Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow…

… or something like that. Last night around 9:44pm eastern standard time, I ate my last Chipotle meal of this 30 day adventure thus proving that I could love. I threw my arms up in exhilaration (as seen above).  Then … Continue reading

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Observations by the Numbers

I am not one to use “Potty” humor. Well actually I am the one to use potty humor. Saying the word ‘diarrhea’ still gives me a little bit of chuckle and I couldn’t not think “cha cha cha” after hearing … Continue reading

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A Chipotle-Only Cooking Show

A life where you are confined to only one, Chipotle, can get a little dull sometimes and much like jail where this monotony runs wild, you tend to find pretty creative ways to break it up. Mal-Nourished and I certainly have gotten … Continue reading

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Second to Last Check-In

This is the second to last check-in – the last before the final bell rings. And not much has changed (physically) since my last one about a week ago. I am still 9 lbs down from the first weigh in … Continue reading

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Put Those Chips Where They Belong

…. in the refrigerator? Through my relationship with Chipotle I have learned an awful lot of useful things. I have learned how to handle accusations from a lover (with flatulence), how to spice things up in the bedroom, and I even … Continue reading

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Staying Lean for My Sig Other

Yesterday, for the first time, I started to think about the specifics of my nutritional intake for the last 22 days. All the while, I have been weighing myself once a week to see if I am putting on any … Continue reading

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False Accusations & Make Up Chips

Much like Mal-nourished, going into the home stretch, Chipotle and I have hit a mini-wall. Maybe it was the thought of even being compared to Qdoba or maybe it is just that we know each other too well. Whatever it … Continue reading

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Sizing Up Your Options

There comes a time in every relationship, no matter how good it is going, that you start to take a look around to see what else is out there.  This is a very specific type of wandering eye, one that sizes up … Continue reading

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Probable 2011 Percentages

“So Mal-nourished and I are walking out of Chipotle and he turns to me and tells me that we’ve just hit seventy-five-thousand calories on our March to Love and he wants to celebrate. An hour later, I’m in a dimly … Continue reading

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A Quesadilla By Any Other Name

Much to the surprise of both Mal-nourished and I, as we were visiting the 14th street Chipotle around 11:15am on Saturday morning, we witnessed a rather large individual in line in front of us throw a curveball not yet seen, … Continue reading

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