For Benny "Soft Tacos" and Mal-Nourished, the quest for love was not easy. It took 30 days and 64 meals of only Chipotle food to prove that we could love. But finally, after completing the 30-day Chipotle Challenge, we feel confident that we are capable of monogamy and that it is now time to move on to post break up life.
So despite the deep emotional scars, we are putting away our Chunky Monkey spoons and bouncing back by systematically starting a whole slew of new projects at – Kind of Genius.
Category Archives: Love
… or something like that. Last night around 9:44pm eastern standard time, I ate my last Chipotle meal of this 30 day adventure thus proving that I could love. I threw my arms up in exhilaration (as seen above). Then … Continue reading
I am not one to use “Potty” humor. Well actually I am the one to use potty humor. Saying the word ‘diarrhea’ still gives me a little bit of chuckle and I couldn’t not think “cha cha cha” after hearing … Continue reading
A life where you are confined to only one, Chipotle, can get a little dull sometimes and much like jail where this monotony runs wild, you tend to find pretty creative ways to break it up. Mal-Nourished and I certainly have gotten … Continue reading
This is the second to last check-in – the last before the final bell rings. And not much has changed (physically) since my last one about a week ago. I am still 9 lbs down from the first weigh in … Continue reading
…. in the refrigerator? Through my relationship with Chipotle I have learned an awful lot of useful things. I have learned how to handle accusations from a lover (with flatulence), how to spice things up in the bedroom, and I even … Continue reading
Yesterday, for the first time, I started to think about the specifics of my nutritional intake for the last 22 days. All the while, I have been weighing myself once a week to see if I am putting on any … Continue reading
Much like Mal-nourished, going into the home stretch, Chipotle and I have hit a mini-wall. Maybe it was the thought of even being compared to Qdoba or maybe it is just that we know each other too well. Whatever it … Continue reading
There comes a time in every relationship, no matter how good it is going, that you start to take a look around to see what else is out there. This is a very specific type of wandering eye, one that sizes up … Continue reading
“So Mal-nourished and I are walking out of Chipotle and he turns to me and tells me that we’ve just hit seventy-five-thousand calories on our March to Love and he wants to celebrate. An hour later, I’m in a dimly … Continue reading