Author Archives: mal-nourished

I guess falling in love costs about $600/month (at least that’s what my bank statement just told me). I also guess falling in love costs about 8 lbs worth of stress/month or 8lbs-w-o-s/m.  See ‘mr. cool’ to the left. So … Continue reading →

Chicken Burrito Steak Barrato  Carnitas Berrido  Barbacoa B’rito  Stank Tacos  Chx Tacs  Ch Quesadilla  Chick Burrito Bowl  Barb Bo Bowl  Stk Brato Bwl  Sorry – I simply can’t resist referencing movies with the chick from Alex Mack.

I haven’t gotten a moment to post recently, Chipotle has been stealing all of my free time with her inanities (waiting on a two-hour line to go to the Harry Potter exhibit in Times Square followed by actually going to the Harry Potter … Continue reading →

I’m at the point in my relationship with Chipotle where I am starting to get comfortable.  Too comfortable.  Here’s an example:  On Sunday night, I expected Chipotle to have a packed lunch all ready for me to go on Monday morning, … Continue reading →

I feel as though my posts have been getting heavy, so I’m going to make this one a bit lighter.  Coincidentally (cue transparent segue), I have been losing weight like someone on a really strict weight loss regimen since committing … Continue reading →

… Just another day in the life of Mal-nourished.  The getting is good, but I like to keep the frequency low.  Brendita (the cashier at one of my more regular Chipotle venues) has started to get real frisky with me … Continue reading →

Firstly, I would like everyone to notice the post title and how punny it is, because a burrito is essentially a wrap and the word, wrap, is in the post title.  Side note: Do you know the feeling when you are getting … Continue reading →

One weekend =’d 4 burritos, 3 bags of tortilla chips, 3 tacos (not necessarily in this order). Mal’s (my) quest for love got a bit spicier over the weekend. I experienced my first below average Chipotle dining experience, which came … Continue reading →