For Benny "Soft Tacos" and Mal-Nourished, the quest for love was not easy. It took 30 days and 64 meals of only Chipotle food to prove that we could love. But finally, after completing the 30-day Chipotle Challenge, we feel confident that we are capable of monogamy and that it is now time to move on to post break up life.
So despite the deep emotional scars, we are putting away our Chunky Monkey spoons and bouncing back by systematically starting a whole slew of new projects at – Kind of Genius.
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I guess falling in love costs about $600/month (at least that’s what my bank statement just told me). I also guess falling in love costs about 8 lbs worth of stress/month or 8lbs-w-o-s/m. See ‘mr. cool’ to the left. So … Continue reading
Chicken Burrito Steak Barrato Carnitas Berrido Barbacoa B’rito Stank Tacos Chx Tacs Ch Quesadilla Chick Burrito Bowl Barb Bo Bowl Stk Brato Bwl Sorry – I simply can’t resist referencing movies with the chick from Alex Mack.
I haven’t gotten a moment to post recently, Chipotle has been stealing all of my free time with her inanities (waiting on a two-hour line to go to the Harry Potter exhibit in Times Square followed by actually going to the Harry Potter … Continue reading
I’m at the point in my relationship with Chipotle where I am starting to get comfortable. Too comfortable. Here’s an example: On Sunday night, I expected Chipotle to have a packed lunch all ready for me to go on Monday morning, … Continue reading
I feel as though my posts have been getting heavy, so I’m going to make this one a bit lighter. Coincidentally (cue transparent segue), I have been losing weight like someone on a really strict weight loss regimen since committing … Continue reading
… Just another day in the life of Mal-nourished. The getting is good, but I like to keep the frequency low. Brendita (the cashier at one of my more regular Chipotle venues) has started to get real frisky with me … Continue reading
Firstly, I would like everyone to notice the post title and how punny it is, because a burrito is essentially a wrap and the word, wrap, is in the post title. Side note: Do you know the feeling when you are getting … Continue reading
Yesterday I was beginning to genuinely feel like my namesake, mal-nourished, due to my lack of better judgement (see post feelings), but today I’m feeling more like my nameSTEAK. That’s right, today at work I broke up my sexting and … Continue reading
Terrible news guys… I am sitting at work and my lunch (tacos stuffed with carnitas, fajita veggies, salsas, lettuce, and sour cream) is sitting in the fridge… at HOME, so I won’t be eating until later today (there is nothing … Continue reading