For Benny "Soft Tacos" and Mal-Nourished, the quest for love was not easy. It took 30 days and 64 meals of only Chipotle food to prove that we could love. But finally, after completing the 30-day Chipotle Challenge, we feel confident that we are capable of monogamy and that it is now time to move on to post break up life.
So despite the deep emotional scars, we are putting away our Chunky Monkey spoons and bouncing back by systematically starting a whole slew of new projects at – Kind of Genius.
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“So Mal-nourished and I are walking out of Chipotle and he turns to me and tells me that we’ve just hit seventy-five-thousand calories on our March to Love and he wants to celebrate. An hour later, I’m in a dimly … Continue reading
Much to the surprise of both Mal-nourished and I, as we were visiting the 14th street Chipotle around 11:15am on Saturday morning, we witnessed a rather large individual in line in front of us throw a curveball not yet seen, … Continue reading
For anyone who has eaten a Chipotle Taco – and you are a nobody until you have – you know the standard drill. You go about eating each scrum-dititly-umious taco one mini-burrito at a time. As you go through this … Continue reading
Not all of us are in search of love for the first time. Others have experienced it and have found that they are only interested in Lust. This is the case for our good friend Nate “No Cream” (he doesn’t … Continue reading
“Love Takes a Lifetime to Build” – A saying that I know extremely well, not just because the last 15 days have felt like a half a lifetime but also because I just made it up right now on the … Continue reading
Over the years there has been a long line of double fisters and fisting techniques. This millennium old pastime has spanned countless events and industries from Tailgates to other “tail” related actives but has only now, within the last 24 hours, creeped into mainstream … Continue reading
Last night while watching a Swamp People marathon (that show is absolutely amazing – History Channel, I take it back, you aren’t just for WW Veterans) Chipotle and I celebrated our 30th-Meal Anniversary. It was a big moment for us that … Continue reading
Over the weekend, Chipotle and I decided that we were feeling pretty comfortable with each other and that we both felt that we could take it to the next level. In taking it to a whole new playing field, I went to … Continue reading
You know in the movie Lady and the Tramp when ‘Lady’ has one end of the spaghetti string and the ‘Tramp’ has the other end and they end up kissing when they both slurp the spaghetti. Well this isn’t like … Continue reading