Author Archives: Benny-Soft-Taco

Probable 2011 Percentages

“So Mal-nourished and I are walking out of Chipotle and he turns to me and tells me that we’ve just hit seventy-five-thousand calories on our March to Love and he wants to celebrate. An hour later, I’m in a dimly … Continue reading

Posted in Love, The Chipotle Challenge | Leave a comment

A Quesadilla By Any Other Name

Much to the surprise of both Mal-nourished and I, as we were visiting the 14th street Chipotle around 11:15am on Saturday morning, we witnessed a rather large individual in line in front of us throw a curveball not yet seen, … Continue reading

Posted in Love, The Chipotle Challenge | 3 Comments

Whose 2 Blame 4 The Recent Taco Spills

For anyone who has eaten a Chipotle Taco – and you are a nobody until you have – you know the standard drill. You go about eating each scrum-dititly-umious taco one mini-burrito at a time.  As you go through this … Continue reading

Posted in Love, The Chipotle Challenge | Leave a comment

Is it Love or is it Lust?

Not all of us are in search of love for the first time. Others have experienced it and have found that they are only interested in Lust. This is the case for our good friend Nate “No Cream” (he doesn’t … Continue reading

Posted in Love, The Chipotle Challenge | Leave a comment

Half Way Home

“Love Takes a Lifetime to Build” – A saying that I know extremely well, not just because the last 15 days have felt like a half a lifetime but also because I just made it up right now on the … Continue reading

Posted in Love, The Chipotle Challenge | Leave a comment

Two is Always Better Than One

Over the years there has been a long line of double fisters and fisting techniques. This millennium old pastime has spanned countless events and industries from Tailgates to other “tail” related actives but has only now, within the last 24 hours, creeped into mainstream … Continue reading

Posted in Love, The Chipotle Challenge | Leave a comment

30-Meal Anniversary

Last night while watching a Swamp People marathon (that show is absolutely amazing – History Channel, I take it back, you aren’t just for WW Veterans) Chipotle and I celebrated our 30th-Meal Anniversary. It was a big moment for us that … Continue reading

Posted in The Chipotle Challenge, Uncategorized | Leave a comment

Chipotle and I Experimented

Over the weekend, Chipotle and I decided that we were feeling pretty comfortable with each other and that we both felt that we could take it to the next level.  In taking it to a whole new playing field, I went to … Continue reading

Posted in Love, Meals, The Chipotle Challenge | Leave a comment

Lady and the Rrito

You know in the movie Lady and the Tramp when ‘Lady’ has one end of the spaghetti string and the ‘Tramp’ has the other end and they end up kissing when they both slurp the spaghetti. Well this isn’t like … Continue reading

Posted in Love, The Chipotle Challenge | Leave a comment

C with a Circle Around It

A ‘C’ with a circle around it – © – used to mean “copyright”, “do not use my shit”, “this is mine, not yours”. But now, c with a circle around it means so much more. In the language of … Continue reading

Posted in Love, Meals, The Chipotle Challenge | 2 Comments